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Joke of the Day

"Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot"

"Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open."

"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."

"How many nazi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? Nein"

"Wouldn't it be great if Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber hooked up... to one of Dr. Kevorkian's machines?"

"How to get out of ANY jam. Switch to jelly."

"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"

"What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!"

"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Nobel Prize in Genetics."

"What did Chewy say after episode VII? I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo"