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Joke of the Day
"What does a man eat when he cannot run off with his girlfriend? Cantaloupe"
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"Do you believe in abortion? Girl: Dad, do you believe in abortion? Father: Ask your sister. Girl: I don't have a sister... Father: Exactly."
"Personal Trainer- So how have you been cutting your carbs? Me-Mostly with a bread knife or a pizza slicer"
"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'"
"Obama: we need to create a plan to reduce pollution Biden: *turns from watching captain planet* have you asked the planeteers for help?"
"Taco guy: guac costs extra Obi Wan: [wafts hand] guac is free Taco Guy: guac is free... Anakin: why'd u even pay for the taco? Obi Wan: dammit"
"Dogs are all ""huh?"" while cats are all ""ugh."""
"A man walks into a bar.. ""Ow, my head"" he says."
"A man goes to join the navy Instructor- Do you know how to swim? Man-wait...they don't provide ships?"
"Mimes give each other the unsilent treatment."