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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup."

"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"

"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."

"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"

"Why does no one buy food for a platypus? They always have a big bill!"

"God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10."

"I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"

"I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade"

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""

"I always get Naan bread from the supermarket I don't know why, she's been dead for 30 years"