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Joke of the Day
"Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup."
Next Joke
"When I said I wanted an origami book... I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly."
"My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. I think he must have slept funny."
"Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."
"- Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth. - Vhere, here? - No... - Here? - No, just go look in- - GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?"
"MAMA DUCK, BABY DUCK Q: What did did the mother duck say to her duckling? A: ""If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."""
"Do not blow kisses to loved ones. Ghosts intercept them mid-flight and put them on their butts."
"How do you make a tiramisu? With a thousand Gigamisous"
"Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes I've been married twenty-five times!"
"What does a ghost wear when it's raining? boooooooooooooots"