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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one buy food for a platypus? They always have a big bill!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !"
"SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that's also my reason"
"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."
"Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang."
"I'm starting a plumbing supplies/computer software store. It will be called ""Shits & Gigs."""
"Cop:alright now repeat after me Me:repeat after me C:no not yet M:no not yet C:stop M:stop C:put your hands in the air M:put your h.."
"My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me."
"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time? Poseidon: ""Sea, Senor!"""