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Joke of the Day
"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"
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"Do you know what a sex stone is? It's just a fucking rock."
"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"
"I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight..."
"What does an elite hacker get after being arrested? [deleted]"
"do you ever get a series of sharp pains like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're viciously stabbing it? no? how about now?"
"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!"
"There's a new wheelchair party forming But it doesn't really stand for anything. (At least it'll always have a spokes person)"
"The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?"
"Don't be a doormat, be an electric fence."