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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""

"Understanding women isn't rocket science. Rocket science has rules and boundaries."

"being a secretary must really suck."

"When I'd go to clubs, I spent half the time texting people who weren't there. Eventually I realized I could just send those texts from home."

"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."

"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."

"Do you think Dr. Seuss' wife liked to be called Ma? Because if so she would be a Ma Seuss."

"What happens when you piss off a blind mobster Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed."

"Always a metermaid never a meter"

"*i get chased into a dark alley* Please no *two men walk up to me holding a knife* ""If you join our insurance you can save up to-"" NOOOOOOO"