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Joke of the Day

"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"

"At some point Princess Peach needs to look in the mirror and ask herself what she can do to prevent getting abducted so frequently"

"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"

"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"The more you run over a cat... the flatter it gets."

"I destroyed the garden yesterday. Thankfully I'm off the antibiotics Monday."

"""First time caller, long time listener""Alexander Graham Bell"

"What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth? Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)"

"I sincerely hope Trump does become President Because at least Australian Politics won't be the butt of every joke anymore. Sincerely, still a rather embarrassed Australian citizen."

"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works."