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Joke of the Day

"I was flirting with this teenager on the internet... ...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"

"(meeting for naming cereal) ""List the ingredients; maybe we'll get inspired."" ""Honey, bunches of oats"" ""I think we're done here."""

"No one can text faster than a pissed off woman"

"Another Santa-Banta Joke During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless.... Wife: What the hell are you doing? Santa: I have seen this on youtube... Its called BUFFERING"

"Don't you hate it when you look all around the house and car for your underwear,,, And they were on top of your head the whole time?"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? But then the kid woke up."

"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"

"Ebenezer Scrooge must have been tripping pretty badly to see all those ghosts He probably popped a Marley"

"I won't say she's a cunt, but she has a certain je ne sais twat."

"Handball :) Germany is now the handball European champion. But it seems it was the easiest win in Poland since 1939 for a german team."