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Joke of the Day

"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."

"Man marries deaf girl He writes ""we must work out a code: If I want sex I'll stroke ur left breast-U reply by pulling my penis ONCE for YES OR 62 times for NO!"

"How do bored cows sound like? Meh"

"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was... ...she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Not my joke, but made me laugh."

"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."

"Be like Mario! Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."

"I think the professor wants us to skip most of this essay Or maybe I'm just jumping to a conclusion."

"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."