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Joke of the Day

"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."

"What do cats read Mewspapers"

"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"

"Women like men with an accent, not an Axe scent"

"Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough."

"9: Daddy, wanna hear something cool? Me: Sure! 9: *tells story* Me: Ok, well clearly we need to work on how you define ""something cool""."

"I hate when I tell my girlfriend to call me when she's feeling sensible and then 2 years go by before I realize I'm probably single."

"I'm going to get crucified for this joke, but here goes... I am the son of God"

"Almost every branch of science has a pseudoscience associated with it: chemistry and alchemy, astronomy and astrology, math and economics..."

"How do you know a vocalist is at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in."