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Joke of the Day

"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."

"I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper"

"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."

"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."

"What's a black mans' least favourite ice cream van? Mr Whippy."

"When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says."

"How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management? They hold a runoff election."

"Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you."

"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"

"I got 9 inches last night, 8 inches today and 7 inches coming tonight. Obviously, Winter is happy to see me."