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Joke of the Day
"Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')"
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"You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there? Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today."
"Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? Murder"
"A truck carrying semen samples got into an accident... and lost it's load"
"I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction."
"I met a girl who was into leather and bondage. She tied me up and stole my wallet."
"I was so hungry when I had breakfast today. It was the first time I had ate all year!"
"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."
"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."
"""the names bond, james bond"" [5 min later] STARBUCKS BARISTA: i gota frappe for borbjorbple"