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Joke of the Day

"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""

"Sarah Palin used ""refudiate"" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade."

"""You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something."" Good idea, Oscar. What'd you have in mind?"

"A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird, It just doesn't know the lyrics."

"What do you get a first dad for father's day? Condoms. Courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike"

"Every day I see my baby nephew, I lift him up repeatedly and say ""whee."" French is a tough language to learn. I want him to get a head start. :)"

"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"

"I'm just going to put an ""Out of Order"" sticker on my forehead and call it a day."