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Joke of the Day

"I opened a company.... for guys with erectile dysfunction because I felt sorry for them. Now they all want a bloody raise."

"What does a blowjob and a steady job have in common ? I haven't had either in five years"

"Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April? Because April showers, bring May flowers!"

"What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand? Uncle Ben's..."

"What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership? ""Audi"""

"How will Trump deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock."

"When someone asks you to give an example of an idiom Just tell them you can't recall any from the top of your head."

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"

"[creation] GOD: Alright guys, please read the sex manuals I've provided RABBIT: Oh hell yeah STUD HORSE: Ah nice PRAYING MANTIS: What the f"