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Joke of the Day

"Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo? They only had two cars."

"Why did the pirate go to Ireland? he thought he was going to Arrrland."

"M.Night Shamaylan Joke When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you ""so how good was the movie?"" When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks "" So how bad was the plot twist?"""

"There's one way that jared joker can be better than Heath's. Just put a smile on his face with he's own knife."

"What do you call a penis with bad logic? A phallusy."

"[party] ME: I'm uncomfortable BF: Just mingle ME: Do I introduce myself? BF: We're at your family reunion"

"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."

"It's like 10,000 goons When all you need Is a knight"

"Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house? Because he might Pikachu!"

"When someone on the bus wants your seat, what should you say? If you were me, will you let me have your seat? If he answer no, don't let him sit. If he answer yes, you don't even need to move."