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Joke of the Day
"I told my dad I didn't want to walk all the way there... ...He said: ""That's a lame excuse""."
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"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"
"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."
"I wish my garden was emo... Why? So it will cut itself."
"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
"So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?"
"What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts."
"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar....... And the bar staff said to the grasshopper "" theres a drink named after you "" The Grasshopper replied "" theres a drink called bob?! """
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!"