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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? Glue."
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"4 AM BLADDER: Get up. You need to go STOMACH: And you're hungry BRAIN: Imagine if Hammer Time was a real time zone. We'd have to move there"
"*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow! The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*"
"What did the Jewish pedophile ask the kids? ""You kids wanna buy some candy?"""
"so, history isn't that boring? The history professor asked his student Keaton, ""Have you read Marx? Keaton: ""Yes sir. I think it's from the wicker chairs."""
"A blonde gets a tattoo... On her inner thigh of a conch shell. Her friend asks ""Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?"" ""So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."""
"If Donald Trump becomes President... there will be hell toupee."
"The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period"
"Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud."
"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""