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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? Glue."
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"Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher."
"Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)"
"For sale: 2 dead birds (Not going cheep)"
"I'm always skeptical of twins because it's rare I like even one of a person."
"If you think your job tires you... ...try working for Goodyear"
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much all the same... Once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal"
"The police caught a man masturbating in public. As they were arrestng him, they told him, ""You came in the wrong neighborhood."""
"[2 Humans who definitely aren't lizard people at Denny's] 1: I sure am glad they don't have newt brain on the menu 2: Right on, fellow human"
"Sausage festivals... They're the wurst kind."