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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"
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"You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism. Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"
"Limericks : Think this needs tweaking... There was a young man from Constantinople Whose limericks didn't always rhyme They finished too short."
"Daily routines So one day a man goes into the doctors office and says. Doctor! doctor! My penis has turned orange So the doctor says Well what is your daily routine I eat cheetos than jack off"
"What's blue and fucks old people? Me in my lucky blue coat."
"Listening to dubstep. Wait nope just my cat tumbling in the dryer."
"New camouflaged condoms! She'll never see you coming again."
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback"
"What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tommy Tookalook"