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Joke of the Day

"You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism. Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content."

"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("

"So the other day I went into a local shop with a sign that read ""Therapist"" They should really put a larger space between the ""e"" and the ""r"""

"Why non-smokers don't take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me"

"What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter? Nine and three quarters."

"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA."

"What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog"

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the trick is finding two people small enough to fit IN the lightbulb..."

"You know what I love about people who buy followers? I can laugh at their expense."

"You don't have to be Crazy to be my friend!........But it sure helps!"