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Joke of the Day
"Listening to dubstep. Wait nope just my cat tumbling in the dryer."
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"What do you call a stock broker having sex in the middle of his work? Insid'er trading. http://i.imgur.com/oTp4lvG.gif"
"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."
"""Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!"" means ""I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."""
"Hey, college students: It gets debtor."
"How do elephants smell? Really bad."
"What is Israel's favorite planet? Jewpiter"
"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"
"HOROSCOPE: You'll read a horoscope today. ME: Whoa, it's like they know me."
"Whats blue and bangs old ladies? Me in my lucky blue coat."