172011

Joke of the Day

"Daily routines So one day a man goes into the doctors office and says. Doctor! doctor! My penis has turned orange So the doctor says Well what is your daily routine I eat cheetos than jack off"

"What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie? Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)"

"I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt"

"How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore."

"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."

"Where was the first chicken fried? In Greece."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? The victims of 9-11 they went through 97 stories in 10 seconds."

"The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?"

"On the off chance I'm captured by cannibals, I've got a 'Best if eaten by 1975' tattoo on my neck."

"I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."