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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"
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"Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!"
"You are so ugly... ...the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand ripped through the toilet paper."
"Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick."
"How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what students are for."
"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."
"What do you call people migrating to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners."
"Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"[talking to life insurance agent] Let me get this right. I pay you until I die, then someone ELSE gets the money? No thanks."
"Just been sent to jail for the first time and spent the first half hour getting ass raped. My Uncle Frank takes Monopoly far too seriously"