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Joke of the Day
"New camouflaged condoms! She'll never see you coming again."
Next Joke
"In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don't think I can keep watching movies"
"Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday? Koala Lumpur."
"I too like my women like I like my laptop. Laying there dying, while I masturbate to it."
"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."
"Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting."
"Who's this ""moderation"" people keep telling me to drink with?"
"If the liquor store didn't want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window."
"What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House? Receiving heads of state."
"Vegetables They never knew what hit em"