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Joke of the Day
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback"
Next Joke
"What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house? Nah, I'm-a stay."
"Ask me if I'm a bear How am I supposed to BEAR comments like that one?"
"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"
"Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat."
"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? Your honor."
"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"
"I've had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend. I've started seeing someone else."
"What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force? Jedi do that?"
"Misunderstood gift! My lesbian neighbours gave me a rolex for my birthday. Really sweet of them, but i think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""""