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Joke of the Day

"What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tommy Tookalook"

"What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."

"The Judge said to the defendant. ""I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."" ""Your Honor"" the criminal said ""that's what I tried to tell the police but they wouldn't listen."""

"""How did your *looks down at notes scribbled on hand* favorite sports team do in their *looks down again* sporting contest today?"""

"I had to get knee surgery the other day... now my knee is a faux-knee"

"Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither."

"What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity? A cognac"

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"

"I just finished a whole stick chap stick without losing it or replacing it. In case any of you women want to know how faithful I am."