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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and fucks old people? Me in my lucky blue coat."
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"What did Victoria say to the tailor? I'm a Taylor too."
"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes. Edit: Apparently a lot of you are all teaching my mother new things too. Weird."
"What did Groot say when he had amnesia? Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)"
"what idiot named them horses and not zerocorns"
"Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling."
"I once thought about opening a place like T.G.I.Friday's, called C.L.I.Thursday's, but most guys wouldn't be able to find it from what I hear..."
"Siri, does this look infected?"
"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."
"Today I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" Sounds like a fair trade"