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Joke of the Day

"Bethesda Softworks announce that Fallout 4 will be postponed until April 2016 Don't worry you are on the jokes section"

"Billion Dollar Idea: A condom that changes color when it comes in contact with an STD."

"Why's it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright"

"""Kids are picking on me, Mom"" I'll teach you how to fight, son. ""Yes!"" [Mom spreads rumors about son and ignores him for 3 days]"

"8 yr old: mommy, why are you laying on the floor? Me: I just did 438 sit ups. 8: sounds legit. I've taught her well."

"So I just watched a documentary about a blind magician porn star... He was a master of missed erections."

"Q: What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? A: Gee-I'm-a-tree!"

"What did pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY"

"Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now."

"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"