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Joke of the Day

"So I just watched a documentary about a blind magician porn star... He was a master of missed erections."

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor."

"What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper? a Marxman"

"Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3D animation studios."

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"

"Where do dumb aliens go? Area 52"

"Did you hear about the mooning emoji? Its colon was showing"

"When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?"

"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"