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Joke of the Day

"Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now."

"How do you access a watersports/golden shower porn site if you don't know the URL? You just use the IP address"

"I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."

"Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny's ears then broke off its head. I'm sleeping with the lights on."

"I got a new fridge today. It's pretty cool."

"Just learned an important lesson: When texting ""wish you were here,"" that last e kind of makes it or breaks it."

"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."

"Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets"

"We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house."

"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? Fo Drizzle."