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Joke of the Day

"Billion Dollar Idea: A condom that changes color when it comes in contact with an STD."

"Sometimes I wonder about those old mattresses in the alleys, the stories they could tell. The ones about me are lies of course."

"My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing."

"Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time? Because they're easier to spot"

"I don't wear a watch. I DECIDE what time it is."

"Twitter goes over capacity more than Kirstie Alley's home elevator."

"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."

"I'm a Mime rapper I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G."

"Because Nickleback sucks too.... So Avril Lavigne is Married to a fellow Canadian, who is a band member of Nickleback.... Apparently Canada does not have laws against same suck marriage. ba dump bump!"

"Bruce Willis is being chased by a pug. he jumps in a taxi and escapes. he breathes a sigh of relief. the driver turns around. it's the pug"