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Joke of the Day

"Why's it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright"

"The new Linkin Park album"

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"

"Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now."

"Everyone knows you can tell a criminal is lying if his lips are moving, but how do you know when a cop is lying? His pen is moving."

"My friend Jay is going to name his newborn son ""K"" When I asked him why, he said he wanted to name him after himself."

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"

"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"

"""I'M A DOG!"" ""I'M A DOG TOO!"" ""WE'RE DOGS!"" - dogs"