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Joke of the Day
"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"
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"Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days."
"If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, tell her to send a selfie."
"Please ignore this status..... I am standing in public alone and I don't want to seem like a total loner, so I am making it look like I am texting."
"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."
"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."
"Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill."
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"What kind of train eats too much? a chew chew train"
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"