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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? A: Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
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"What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? U.C.L.A"
"""I don't have time for this shit!"" I thought, as I sat on the toilet, angry, and late for work."
"Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy"""
"yes ladies i have a black belt. its a black leather belt from Marshalls. [i flinch as a bird flys by] you girls wanna get some lunch?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !"
"Masturbation: It *comes in hand*y."
"I killed my wife because I heard mourning sex was so great."
"Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'"
"The grass is always greener When its not my weed"