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Joke of the Day

"If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you leave, what are you when are using the bathroom? European"

"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."

"Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?? I guess it's too grue-some."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway."

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Thank you, than you.... I'm here all week"

"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""

"I recently watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends."

"Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks."

"You are literally overusing literally."

"Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to ""Unstable"""