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Joke of the Day
"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""
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"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."
"What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC] A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)"
"Spending this evening saving Princess Zelda, because Princess Zelda has never 'accidentally' hooked up with her Sociology T.A. while abroad."
"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."
"I'm going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you."
"Why was 6 scared? Because 7 was a 6 offender."
"My ex is like Hurricane Katrina... She fucked New Orleans too."
"Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed? Because Ubisoft"
"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"