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Joke of the Day

"I recently watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends."

"I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband."

"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."

"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."

"The recipe said ""Set the oven to 180 degrees,"" so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall."

"Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"A Mexican singer has removed some of her ribs so she can look more like Shakira. I'm going to remove my cock so I can look more like Justin Bieber."

"Marijuana was a big problem in Auschwitz. Jews would go there just to get baked."

"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"

"I had an idea for a plane with no wings but it never really took off."