210750

Joke of the Day

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Thank you, than you.... I'm here all week"

"My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa...."

"Q: How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? A: Perky."

"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

"Fish are just mobile sushi storage units."

"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."

"If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut."

"When someone posts ""Hmmm. That was interesting..."" as their status on FB, I never ask what they're talking about because it never is."

"What do you call Jewish coffee? Hebrew"

"There are two girls sitting at a bar, quietly."