32095
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway."
Next Joke
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off"
"Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone."
"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"
"Had sex with a condom tonight. Maybe next time it will be with a girl."
"What do you call a Canadian in outer space? An Eh-lien!"
"It's a vagina, not a small business!"
"You know what the first sign of AIDS is, right? A severe pounding in the ass..."
"I asked my wife, "" why don't you tell me when you orgasm "" "" i don't like to call you when your at work """
"Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work."