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Joke of the Day

"Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat. B: ... M: ... B: ... Me: You hired me. This is your fault."

"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."

"So an Irish guy walks out of a bar (Pause for effect)"

"Irish Problems.... Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? A: None! (potato famine) Old one, i did not make, nor do i take any credit."

"Why did the computer freeze? It got frostbyte."

"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

"My wife fave birth to our daughter yesterday. She was born with jaundice So there she was - small round and yellow. We called her *melon*-y"

"The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties..."

"What if Bruce Jenner's whole ""Caitlyn"" thing is just a big joke, but nobody gets it because ... ... women aren't funny ?"

"[Chased by cops on foot] *Turns corner and lays DVD of The Notebook on floor* *Cops get lost in Ryan Gosling's eyes* *Makes clean getaway*"