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Joke of the Day

"Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat. B: ... M: ... B: ... Me: You hired me. This is your fault."

"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."

"How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes"

"I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only."

"My favorite salad is a bunch of different kinds of Doritos mixed together"

"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."

"What do you call a sentinel with three hands? A watchman."

"The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken."

"Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?"