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Joke of the Day
"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."
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"Q: Why did the easter egg hide? A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside."
"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. You look down."" The photon says, ""You can see that, yes."""
"CLICKBAIT TITLE (*bad pun goes here*) (*necessary edit acknowledging upvotes and more bad puns in comments*) (*necessary second edit for the anon's gold*)"
"The Chinese stock market... >Is the safest market in the world, the most transparent market, the least fluctuating market, the most democratic market."
"I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one"
"Turns out when you're asked who your favourite child is you're expected to pick from your own."
"Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road? (probably offensive) 9/11"
"Life is a lot like a Penis.. Simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely..then a woman makes it hard...!!!"
"Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over? HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES"