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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat."

"What's the worst thing about one-liners in /r/jokes?"

"[Witness Protection Program] So the more ordinary, mundane your new name is, the easier it'll be to blend into your new- BUBBLENUTS McFUNKY!"

"Look, don't ask me about the blind masturbation competition. I don't know where I came."

"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"My girlfriend is like my bank account Only there for the money"

"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."

"If Trump is so bad why does he visit a homeless shelter every day? [someone whispers in my ear] I am now being told it's to taunt them"

"Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver? She's dead."

"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."