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Joke of the Day

"The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties..."

"Where should you go if you lost a corner? To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs."

"Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence? It was udder catastrophe!"

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar QUICK! Bar the door and burn it down!"

"In California... Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries? ...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures."

"What do you call sex with a french midget? Bone a petite"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary."

"I set my kid's dollhouse on fire then asked: DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?! DOES BARBIE HAVE AN ESCAPE PLAN?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! Life lessons"

"I can't believe other countries are allowed to celebrate the New Year before America. Some superpower we turned out to be."

"I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . ."