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Joke of the Day

"What if Bruce Jenner's whole ""Caitlyn"" thing is just a big joke, but nobody gets it because ... ... women aren't funny ?"

"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"If I ever meet someone who's been in a coma since 2004, I'm trying to sell them a USB drive for $150."

"Ever tried eating a clock? It's time consuming."

"If vaginas could only talk! Oh what a story men would still not listen to."

"Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea? One has to shuck in between fits... the other has to fuck in between shits."

"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."

"What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common? They're both *dick-shun-airy's* (erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)"