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Joke of the Day

"Why did the computer freeze? It got frostbyte."

"What do you call a cow that can't make milk? An udder failure!"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery."

"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."

"Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours."

"I refuse to engage in any sort of drama on Facebook. I'm here to escape that in real life."

"Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones? Because he has a LED-TV."

"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."

"The liquid inside a fire hydrant is H^2O, but the liquid on the outside is K9P. Courtesy of schnauzers-rule.com"

"My girlfriend and I were arguing and she asked me to see things from her point of view So I went to the kitchen and looked out the window."