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Joke of the Day
"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."
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"A horse walks into a French bar... ...and the barman says, ""I'm afraid you will have to leave, Monsieur Horse. We do not serve food in here."""
"I'm not saying all Irish are alcoholics, but Italians, Chinese + Mexicans have restaurants. The Irish only have pubs."
"HR: Do you want your name on the October birthday list? Me: Nope. HR: Why not? Me: Because I'm not in Kindergarten."
"I started volunteering with children today. Should I use anti-bacterial hand gel, or is spraying them in the face with Lysol enough?"
"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."
"Why isn't there a Windows 9? ""Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?"" ""Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."""
"New spy action film to feature a furry marsupial It will be called Mission Impossumible"
"How do you make an Octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles"
"What do you call a blowjob from a vampire? Blood sausage."