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Joke of the Day

"Irish Problems.... Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? A: None! (potato famine) Old one, i did not make, nor do i take any credit."

"My IQ score says I'm intelligent. My dating history disagrees."

"An old married couple talk sex. Wife: What ever happened to our sex relations? Husband: I don't know, they don't even send Christmas cards anymore."

"Large scale pot-growing bust on my neighbors property I was charged with planting evidence..."

"What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common? Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess"

"127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can"

"Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache."

"In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven... They wanted to decompose together."

"A young boy speeding way above speed limit. He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""

"So, my girlfriend won't let me wear my mood ring anymore... ...I'm not really sure how I feel about it"