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Joke of the Day

"Irish Problems.... Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? A: None! (potato famine) Old one, i did not make, nor do i take any credit."

"Why do atheists scream out 'oh my God' during sex? Because it's unbelievable."

"Decent One Liner! A seal walks into a club."

"A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked but don't worry, another study says you're just being paranoid."

"No one is completely useless... You can always be used as a bad example."

"What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs? You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out."

"Forgot to turn on the oven. Food's been in there for 45mins. I know, cause I set the timer."

"What internet provider does Satan use in hell? Comcast"

"[after first date] Him: I had a great time, I'd love to see you again Her: Yes, we should do this again sometime but with other people"

"Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!"