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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guitarist go to prison? Because he fingered A Minor."

"What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date? I'm sorry, but you're just not my type."

"Why do crows fly upside down over The Reservations? Cuz even they are tired of giving Indians free shit."

"In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent."

"What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building? A comickaze"

"There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth; He didn't do it for pleasure, Excitement or leisure... He did it for the cheese underneath."

"How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. But they totally wanted it."

"Have you heard of McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."

"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."

"What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality? One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups."