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Joke of the Day

"Why do crows fly upside down over The Reservations? Cuz even they are tired of giving Indians free shit."

"My cat said ""meow"", so I answered with a ""meow"", and now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."

"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling."

"Why was the whale lonely after his date? The other whale didn't humpback."

"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."

"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different Internet"

"Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan? because of the tally-ban"

"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"

"Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing."

"Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier."