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Joke of the Day

"A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called, Allahu Snackbar"

"I'm a lot like an iPhone 4. Girls always leave me in bars and my face is busted"

"Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ..."

"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"

"I spent ages trying to cross a busy road. Some passer-by said, ""There's a zebra crossing fifty yards up the road."" I thought, ""I hope he's having better luck than me."""

"Are you fu*** crazy? A squirrel with a nut having sex. Another squirrel sees her and asks: ""Are you fucking crazy?"" ""No, I'm fucking nuts!"""

"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"

"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."

"Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.."

"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"