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Joke of the Day

"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."

"Who's driving? A mexican and black guy are in a car. Who's driving? Answer: The police officer"

"Mike's dad has three sons.. Snap Crackle and...? Mike"

"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."

"Why did osama kill his wife? When he lifted her skirt, he saw *bush* ."

"Dyslexics are teople poo"

"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."

"My mom got one of the bracelets that help you with balance, so I pushed her into the shelf at walmart. It doesn't work."

"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse."

"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."