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Joke of the Day
"How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. But they totally wanted it."
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"Do you know how fast you were going sir? ""15,000mph?"" Wha? No,like 65? ""Seems pretty slow wouldn't you say?"" I guess so. ""Ok bye"" bye?"
"I just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... ... I couldn't A-Fjord to live there."
"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? (fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job."
"The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw"
"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."
"I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up."
"What state do most people live in? Denial. Myself included."
"swallow..."